.......and I am particularly excited about this😁
• What would you call a very old tree....?
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An adultery👴
• My teacher said I should be Out-Standing,
......so I decided to come OUTside and STAND..
• Me: (sees that it's drizzling) I can't go out it's raining
Friend: Hian! This small rain? Let's go abeg are you salt?
Me: Yes oh! Matthew 5:13 clearly says that I am the salt of the Earth 💁
Friend:
• So I was filling my Jamb form with mum.....
Me: Mum what should I fill for the course, I want to be a fashion designer.
Mum:
If I design your face ehn!!! If I design your face, you'll goan read Medicine!!!
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So I'm hoping that you add yours in the comment box below..
#HilariousThursday